| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kansas | Jayhawk rocking the yellow air force ones |
| 2 | Purdue | This here a basketball team |
| 3 | UConn | How can a dog be a goat |
| 4 | Houston | What up blood |
| 5 | Kentucky | What up crip |
| 6 | Tennessee | I miss ranking this team 10 |
| 7 | North Carolina | Fun Fact: The C is a sideways U for North Carolina |
| 8 | Arizona | Shoutout the guy who didn't want this team to laeve the pac 12. To bad everyon else left the conference so they had to. |
| 9 | Marquette | Support your local market although they are expensive |
| 10 | Oklahoma | Looks like a bike lock |
| 11 | Duke | Duke gonna duke |
| 12 | Baylor | Baylor like gonzaga but ranked higher |
| 13 | Wisconsin | They put the win in wi-sconsi-n |
| 14 | Colorado State | Court has a faint ram logo on it |
| 15 | Memphis | I miss memphis's fucked up court |
| 16 | BYU | Would this team fit or be the opposite of fitting into the christian big east |
| 17 | San Diego State | Awe man they burning |
| 18 | Auburn | The above one was suppposed nto be this one |
| 19 | Gonzaga | Gorganzala |
| 20 | Clemson | |
| 21 | Illinois | |
| 22 | Utah State | Mad respect for their fan attendance and stuff. Would like them in the pac 12. |
| 23 | Florida Atlantic | Hunny what are you doing |
| 24 | Creighton | Turn the court upside down. Call it flipping the bird. |
| 25 | Dayton | Mad respect for their fan attendance and stuff. Would like them in the big east. |
I'm the one man Vegas fears.