| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Michigan | Forgot two weeks straight, good thing almost nothing changed |
| 2 | Arizona | |
| 3 | UConn | |
| 4 | Iowa State | |
| 5 | Purdue | |
| 6 | Nebraska | ⏰⏰⏰👀 |
| 7 | Gonzaga | |
| 8 | BYU | |
| 9 | Duke | |
| 10 | Vanderbilt | Mark Byington❤️Ohio State |
| 11 | Houston | |
| 12 | Michigan State | |
| 13 | Illinois | |
| 14 | North Carolina | |
| 15 | Texas Tech | |
| 16 | Alabama | |
| 17 | Arkansas | I can’t believe they’re doing this |
| 18 | Louisville | |
| 19 | Kansas | Darryn Peterson is everything |
| 20 | Iowa | |
| 21 | Florida | For every loss they get his front teeth get bigger |
| 22 | Saint Louis | Only blemish is a one point loss to a good Stanford team |
| 23 | UCF | |
| 24 | Virginia | |
| 25 | Miami (FL) | Fuck U |
Also considered: Villanova, Georgia, Utah State, Tennessee, Seton Hall, Saint Mary’s, Tulsa, USC, Virginia Tech, SMU, Miami (OH), George Mason, Clemson, California, Kentucky, St. John’s, UNC Wilmington, Texas A&M, Seattle