| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Houston | Still got it (kinda) |
| 2 | Kansas | We learned more about Iowa State than we did Kansas |
| 3 | Alabama | Is anyone good enough to beat Alabama right now? Nah |
| 4 | Purdue | Please forgive me fellow boilers but it had to be done. Crimson tide is too good |
| 5 | UCLA | Running a train on the Pac12 |
| 6 | Texas | Took care of business, we’ll see how long it lasts |
| 7 | Gonzaga | Hard to finish in Provo just ask the Mormons |
| 8 | Tennessee | This is your average market pullback |
| 9 | Xavier | Might be really good? |
| 10 | Iowa State | Might also be legit? |
| 11 | Virginia | Patiently waiting for them to mess up |
| 12 | TCU | Remember when we thought this team was bad? |
| 13 | Auburn | Squad wiped Mississippi |
| 14 | Kansas State | who cares about the TCU loss? Not me! Let’s see what next week has in store |
| 15 | Arizona | Slowly moving my hand toward the panic button but not there yet |
| 16 | Marquette | Shaka’s best crew in awhile |
| 17 | UConn | UCONN what haaaapppeennnnedddduhhhhh. Seriously though get it together |
| 18 | Providence | Hard to win in Omaha. This is your one good excuse |
| 19 | Baylor | Who knew! Baylor might still be decent! |
| 20 | Illinois | Thanks to skyy Clark, Illinois might be back |
| 21 | Florida Atlantic | Roll owls roll |
| 22 | NC State | Thank you for showing us that miami is overrated |
| 23 | Arkansas | One loss from unrankedness. Looked bad this week |
| 24 | Clemson | Welcome to the top 25 baby |
| 25 | Saint Mary's | Underrated |
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