| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Alabama | Basketball school? |
| 2 | Purdue | All this just to lose to IU |
| 3 | Houston | Blip |
| 4 | Tennessee | Every game is a snooze fest but they're also putting teams in chokeholds |
| 5 | UCLA | Road loss |
| 6 | Arizona | Sloppy win |
| 7 | Virginia | Kihei Clark winningest UVA player ever, pretty neat |
| 8 | Kansas State | The |
| 9 | TCU | Big 12 |
| 10 | Kansas | Is |
| 11 | Iowa State | So hard |
| 12 | Texas | To rank |
| 13 | Xavier | Maybe DePaul is just good? |
| 14 | Charleston | Lose a game and we can reassess #HatersStayMad |
| 15 | Gonzaga | Tough way to break the home winning streak |
| 16 | Marquette | Smoked Baylor |
| 17 | Baylor | I really wanted to rank them 13 but just can't |
| 18 | UConn | Insert Tom Petty song here |
| 19 | Florida Atlantic | This spot is also dedicated to the Temple Owls for their big win, HOOT HOOT (Sorry, Rice) |
| 20 | Saint Mary's | New WCC favorite? |
| 21 | New Mexico | This team is so much fun to watch |
| 22 | San Diego State | Dutch looks like a funeral home director |
| 23 | Kent State | Flashing at the right time |
| 24 | Auburn | Worst good team in the country? |
| 25 | North Carolina | #25 ranking goes to Armando Bacot |
HM: Miami, Providence, NC State, Duke, Memphis