| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Arizona | Finally someone else |
| 2 | UConn | |
| 3 | Michigan | L not going undefeated |
| 4 | Purdue | |
| 5 | Nebraska | Jake Diebler is the reason they still are unblemished |
| 6 | Gonzaga | |
| 7 | Duke | |
| 8 | Houston | |
| 9 | Michigan State | The Izzone is back |
| 10 | Iowa State | |
| 11 | Vanderbilt | STILL future Ohio State head coach Mark Byington |
| 12 | BYU | |
| 13 | Texas Tech | |
| 14 | Illinois | |
| 15 | Alabama | |
| 16 | Arkansas | Calipari has it out for everyone |
| 17 | Louisville | Bipolar team |
| 18 | North Carolina | |
| 19 | Saint Louis | Not getting enough recognition |
| 20 | Virginia | |
| 21 | Florida | |
| 22 | Kansas | |
| 23 | Clemson | |
| 24 | Miami (OH) | I don’t make the rules |
| 25 | UCF | (but still, fuck U anyways) |
Also considered: George Mason, Miami (FL), Saint Mary’s, Georgia, Villanova, Utah State, UNC Wilmington, Texas A&M, Santa Clara, Iowa, Seton Hall, USC, St. John’s, Tulsa