| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|
| 1 |   Arizona | the new Michigan(TM) |
| 2 |  Michigan | |
| 3 |  UConn | too many wins by the skin of their teeth |
| 4 |  Duke | |
| 5 |  Nebraska | hoiberg too good at dancing to lose |
| 6 |  Gonzaga | |
| 7 |  Iowa State | clones are so back |
| 8 |  Houston | |
| 9 |  Michigan State | |
| 10 |  Illinois | |
| 11 |  Texas Tech | |
| 12 |  Purdue | worst week for purdue sports ever? |
| 13 |  BYU | |
| 14 |  Kansas | i guess jhawks are back cuz everyone above them lost |
| 15 |  Arkansas | |
| 16 |  Virginia | |
| 17 |  North Carolina | tarheels also back? |
| 18 |  Alabama | |
| 19 |  Vanderbilt | have the wheels stopped falling off? |
| 20 |  Florida | 4 SEC teams within 6 of each other, talk about conference parity |
| 21 |  Clemson | |
| 22 |  Louisville | |
| 23 |  Saint Louis | keep winning, mid majors! |
| 24 |  Wisconsin | |
| 25 |  Miami (OH) | |
