ItsTheTenthDoctor's Week 14 Ballot
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | UConn is officially a dynasty on par with the Celtics, Tom Brady, and the Roman Empire |
| 2 | Purdue | 8 hours and $191 to go one way by train from Boston to DC. That's fucking attrocious. We need more and better trains holy shit. |
| 3 | North Carolina | UNC is Dukes little dommy mommy (wtf did I write) |
| 4 | Kansas | Kansas still owns the big 12 over Houston |
| 5 | Marquette | Can I get ughhhh number 5 at the market |
| 6 | Tennessee | As much as country music sucks, that strip in nashville is awesome |
| 7 | Houston | Houston is actually trying to improve public transportation. Props to that but man they have a long way to go. |
| 8 | Illinois | They're playing rn so im assuming they win. If not then I would have put them 3rd. |
| 9 | Auburn | This team is either very underrated or not or somewhere in the middle |
| 10 | Arizona | Are Arizona ice teas still cheap? Never liked them so idk but other people love these things. |
| 11 | Duke | You put the D in BDSM with UNC |
| 12 | Baylor | I typed in baylor fun facts and got "Baylor is among the 10 percent of U.S. universities with a Phi Beta Kappa chapter". That's a lame fun fact. |
| 13 | Wisconsin | Did the same with Wisconsin. Just gotta say UConn's ice cream is better. |
| 14 | Creighton | Turn a crips hand upside down, call it flippping the bird. |
| 15 | Kentucky | Turn your hand upside down |
| 16 | Iowa State | I'm eating dinner rn so I'll come back here most likely. |
| 17 | Dayton | Guys we can't keep having that team dragging down the big east. I know it's been to long and I think it's time we add Daytong to the big east and get rid of Villanova. |
| 18 | Florida Atlantic | Last years playoffs why you aint 19 B |
| 19 | BYU | Taylor Swift |
| 20 | South Carolina | I was tempted to not rank this team as a meme. |
| 21 | Utah State | You Colorado state and san diego state make rankings very complicated |
| 22 | Alabama | Kenpom fans orgasming rn |
| 23 | Boise State | I kept seeing teams lose to this team and now this team is placed here this team |
| 24 | Oklahoma | Is this a kendrick lamar reference? |
| 25 | Indiana State | Larry Bird effect |
Overall Rationale
Your king never submits except for these perfect polls.