RagingLasagna's Week 14 Ballot
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | seems to be the clear cut best team |
| 2 | Purdue | really good win over a scrappy (cue white joke) Wisconsin team |
| 3 | North Carolina | beating your rival by 9 replenishes a 1 point GT loss (which is 3 less points than they beat dook by) |
| 4 | Kansas | probably the best week of anyone ranked, but they still need to prove they can win on the road |
| 5 | Houston | same conference record as Kansas in their first Big 12 season, dub |
| 6 | Tennessee | i think we're finding out that South Carolina might in fact be good |
| 7 | Marquette | did I see that Saturday was their biggest margin of victory in a conference road game? Ed Woofey |
| 8 | Arizona | wish we could see them lift and separate a little bit more from an extremely mid Pac12 |
| 9 | Illinois | they beat the team that beat Wisconsin in the same week |
| 10 | Wisconsin | I normally drop teams a little more than 4 spots for getting shutout in a week, but not bad losses by any means |
| 11 | Creighton | year in, year out, an insanely talented Creighton team that just feels like hieroglyphics to figure out |
| 12 | Baylor | Scott Drew getting tossed is not good for the brand |
| 13 | Iowa State | I mean they just lost to Baylor? you thought I might still rank them ahead? are you new here? |
| 14 | Duke | I think I had them 13 last week, no clue how AP voters had them 7. also Filipowski is too little |
| 15 | Alabama | unranked to 15 in two weeks feels like a feat on par with the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid |
| 16 | Auburn | yet to see a shirtless Bruce Pearl this year, to my knowledge |
| 17 | Dayton | what's the reason they're in the A10 and not the MAC or the Horizon |
| 18 | Kentucky | "Dawg I'm watching this Kentucky game this Rob dillingham fella is fucking cooking. 1920s oil magnate ass name" - my friend David |
| 19 | Florida Atlantic | simultaneously feels wrong and right |
| 20 | South Carolina | long live Spencer Rattler, Senior Bowl MVP |
| 21 | New Mexico | how the heck did they lose a game at The Pit |
| 22 | Utah State | Danny Sprinkles are for winners |
| 23 | Indiana State | Robbie Avila drippiest player in the country, he should have his own statue by now |
| 24 | Saint Mary's | we're into February and they're still undefeated in WCC play, that matters |
| 25 | Central Michigan | 8-1 in their last 9. 2nd in the MAC after being picked to finish last. won back to back 2OT games this week, the 2nd without 2 of their best 4 players. it's my alma mater, please let me have this one |
Overall Rationale
HM: San Diego State, TCU, Texas Tech, Colorado State, Virginia