Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |  Houston | Welcome back fools |
2 |  Alabama | This one’s for Willie! |
3 |  Purdue | You’re lucky last weeks #4-6 ate a dick |
4 |  UCLA | Might be good still |
5 |  Kansas | Might be good still |
6 |  Texas | Might be good still |
7 |  Virginia | YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE HERE! |
8 |  Baylor | Could beat anyone on any day and lose to anyone on any day |
9 |  Marquette | Hang in there, you’re doing fine |
10 |  Arizona | FRAUDS! |
11 |  Tennessee | FRAUDS! |
12 |  Creighton | BACK! |
13 |  Indiana | *sigh* back |
14 |  Gonzaga | Get ready to get bounced in round of 32 |
15 |  Kansas State | Market pullback |
16 |  Saint Mary's | Wouldn’t want to play them still |
17 |  Miami (FL) | might be good unfortunately |
18 |  Xavier | F*ck around and find out |
19 |  UConn | Can hang with anyone |
20 |  Northwestern | Welcome to the show boys |
21 |  Oklahoma State | Welcome to the show boys |
22 |  San Diego State | Welcome to the show boys (i still think you’re frauds) |
23 |  Iowa State | Almost dead |
24 |  Iowa | Kris Murray is so good Iowa has to be here |
25 |  Pitt | You’re welcome PITT!!!! You’re welcome!!!! |