ItsTheTenthDoctor's Week 16 Ballot
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | In the past week I saw UConn win in DC and I saw UConn win in Hartford. Fun time. |
| 2 | Purdue | Purdue is a train school. Subways are trains they argue. Jared worked at subway. Jared was a pedophile. Purdue is a pedophile school confirmed. |
| 3 | Houston | I'd put this team 18th if I wasn't basing my rankings off perfection. |
| 4 | Arizona | Did san diego state build that logo |
| 5 | Marquette | To celebrate that game I might go to the market this week. Was a fun one. |
| 6 | Kansas | Can it sashimi |
| 7 | North Carolina | Fun Fact: The C is actually not navy blue |
| 8 | Iowa State | I should have been higher on this team earlier. They proved they're a good team the past few years. |
| 9 | Duke | This team is either very underrated or not or somewhere in the middle |
| 10 | Baylor | |
| 11 | Tennessee | Yall couldn't move one spot up could you. Just had to fuck it up. |
| 12 | Illinois | The rail dimensions are all off. |
| 13 | Dayton | Lucky thirteen |
| 14 | Alabama | If you didn't beat Auburn in your last matchup you'd be lower |
| 15 | Auburn | iF YOU DIDN'T LOSE ALABANA IN YOUR LAST MATCHUP YOU'D BE HIGHETR |
| 16 | Creighton | Flip the bird |
| 17 | Saint Mary's | Is this the king of the WCC |
| 18 | Washington State | I'm a little high on this weed |
| 19 | Virginia | Why do we say caribean in pirates of the catribean like that instead of caribean |
| 20 | Florida | I went to florida. Ya;ll to into football |
| 21 | South Florida | This team is on a tear loww key |
| 22 | San Diego State | Why is the mid west so freaken intertwinned. Fuck ranking these teams its so fard |
| 23 | BYU | Still |
| 24 | Texas Tech | Hey it’s that team you can’t root against |
| 25 | Grand Canyon | Back to back big 12 teams |
Overall Rationale
Arrogance is just deserved confidence.