| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | Top Dog |
| 2 | Houston | Fun fact Houston has never won the big 12 regular season title before. Could they finally end their drought. |
| 3 | Purdue | I miss when it was just us hating one another |
| 4 | Tennessee | Tennessee slowly sneaking into the top dog discussion |
| 5 | Arizona | Wildcat Wildcard |
| 6 | Iowa State | Why was the T afraid of the T? Because I 8 A |
| 7 | Marquette | Self checkout is clutch at star market if you know what I mean |
| 8 | North Carolina | I just realized, theirs south carolina, north carolina, west virginia, and east carolina (ECU). We got all the caroinas covered. |
| 9 | Creighton | If the players flapped their wings and flew would that be considered traveling? |
| 10 | Baylor | |
| 11 | Illinois | I I I I n o I s |
| 12 | Auburn | Just saw Sunday Morning, that's really cool what your coach has done with that kid |
| 13 | Kansas | Should we give Houston Kansas's blue blood title? |
| 14 | Duke | They should make the middle of that logo green. It's like an emerald. |
| 15 | South Carolina | South Carolina's got a freaken battle flag its taking to the SEC. You all rue the day you picked them to finish last |
| 16 | Kentucky | Kentucky and Memphis seem like they'd be bros |
| 17 | Washington State | That logo actually goes hard af |
| 18 | South Florida | This team I unjustly rank as a power ranking vs an overal ranking. I don't want to put him here but no one deservesto be abvove them and they're on a tear |
| 19 | San Diego State | I wanna see San Diego. My favorite american cities are Chicago and Boston well above everyone else. Feel like San Diego could join that tier |
| 20 | Utah State | Is it illegal to root for someone else in Utah? I mean they have the state in their name. |
| 21 | Dayton | What happened to Loyola? They were trash last year. Not hating I like the team but just a wieird frequency. |
| 22 | Gonzaga | I don't like putting this team here rn |
| 23 | BYU | Nickelodeon ass logo |
| 24 | Princeton | Jack sparrow saving his one shot for that one team. |
| 25 | Richmond | The one mascot scarier than Purdue's |
I made this in the morning but it doesn't matter since I know all future game results. I actually already burried the march madness perfect bracket in a treasure chest underneath an X. Hint: Musketeer of the East