| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Duke | What a lazy bum MainPeanut25 is |
| 2 | Michigan | |
| 3 | Arizona | They’re good but they’re not as intense as the other T5 teams. March Madness upset candidate |
| 4 | UConn | Dan Hurley was just giving him a chest bump to congratulate him on a game well-called |
| 5 | Florida | If they’re going back to back I’m 99% sure they won’t face the same team in the final they did 20 years ago |
| 6 | Iowa State | |
| 7 | Illinois | |
| 8 | Nebraska | Nebrarska |
| 9 | Michigan State | Coen Carr will definitely dunk… |
| 10 | Houston | |
| 11 | Kansas | Like them but all really depends on 22 |
| 12 | Gonzaga | |
| 13 | Virginia | Should’ve beat them |
| 14 | North Carolina | Wilson being out killed them |
| 15 | St. John's | Lose by 32 to UConn ✅. Win the Big East anyways ✅. |
| 16 | Villanova | Willard may have made a fool of himself last year but he’s a good bball coach |
| 17 | Purdue | Jake Diebler owns Purdue (again) (again) |
| 18 | Saint Mary's | |
| 19 | Arkansas | |
| 20 | Alabama | With all that Bediako nonsense behind them they’re better |
| 21 | Miami (OH) | > |
| 22 | Miami (FL) | |
| 23 | Texas Tech | Toppin being out kills them |
| 24 | Vanderbilt | Future Ohio State head coach Mark Byington? |
| 25 | Louisville |
Also considered: Santa Clara, Saint Louis, Utah State Ohio State in the tournament lmao