| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | They are #1 until I see them bleed |
| 2 | Gonzaga | I mean I don't like Kaliff Battle but beating up Baylor was funny. |
| 3 | Kansas | |
| 4 | Alabama | |
| 5 | Auburn | Beating Vermont by 50 is kinda hot ngl. Oh and Houston. |
| 6 | Houston | Losing to Auburn at home is interesting, not dire |
| 7 | Iowa State | |
| 8 | Duke | I guess. |
| 9 | Tennessee | These are just regular season ranks. Tenn can get some respect for now. |
| 10 | Baylor | You made Arkansas look bad not the other way around. |
| 11 | Arizona | Apathy. You can stay |
| 12 | Marquette | Big East love. And not mess ups |
| 13 | Purdue | Edey was a crutch not a savior. A more well rounded team will emerge. |
| 14 | Creighton | |
| 15 | Cincinnati | If you're gonna schedule easy games to avoid losses I wanna see blow out wins. |
| 16 | Kentucky | I like this BYU fella |
| 17 | Ohio State | Beating Texas on the road is enough for recognition |
| 18 | St. John's | They won by a good bit against nobody and I respect the big east a bit. |
| 19 | Illinois | |
| 20 | Mississippi State | I like the margins. |
| 21 | Miami (FL) | I liked the margins and the roster. |
| 22 | Florida | They'll unrank eventually. |
| 23 | Texas A&M | I respect scheduling hard road games to start the year. I guess I respect scheduling any road games a bit. |
| 24 | Arkansas | |
| 25 | New Mexico |
Miss you do not get to be ranked because you won by 2 against Grambling at home. UCLA much closer to a rank but lost to New Mexico at home. Xavier beat easy teams by more or beat hard teams by less. Oregon is probably team #26.