| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | Weee Are Theeee Championssssss, My Enemies! |
| 2 | Kansas | Put the mid in midwest |
| 3 | Purdue | Is that Clingan |
| 4 | Marquette | Market |
| 5 | Arizona | Dope logo |
| 6 | Houston | No! Sleep! Till Houston! |
| 7 | Creighton | That Iowa State coach be coaching |
| 8 | Gonzaga | Undervalued Gonzaga? |
| 9 | Miami (FL) | Was in florida not long ago. UMiami has a nice campus in Gainsville. |
| 10 | Texas A&M | Tylonal PM |
| 11 | Tennessee | They the only 10 I C |
| 12 | Duke | They gonna Duke |
| 13 | Baylor | Baelor |
| 14 | North Carolina | Fun Fact the C is a sideways U for UNC |
| 15 | Texas | Austin is legitimately dope |
| 16 | Kentucky | Tentucky |
| 17 | Alabama | To the placeeeeee I belongggggggg |
| 18 | Florida Atlantic | Sucks cause I do think they're still really good but they deserve to be ranked like 24 rn |
| 19 | San Diego State | Literally same comment as above |
| 20 | Princeton | They got heart. You can't teach that at your gimmic Ivy Leage Schools. |
| 21 | James Madison | "Did you know they're also ranked in college football" |
| 22 | Illinois | Illi22ois |
| 23 | UCLA | SHE JUST MOVEDDDDD TO LAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! GO TO |
| 24 | Virginia | Virgins ya? |
| 25 | Iowa State | Wanted to put like 21 but hard to put over others |
This was made Sunday Morning while watching Sunday Morning so I wasn't able to factor in UConn's win over Indiana yet and other games.