| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | Fuck we're so good. UGHHHHHH |
| 2 | Purdue | They had a decent week |
| 3 | Arizona | A |
| 4 | Marquette | Market |
| 5 | Houston | Red Kentucky? |
| 6 | Gonzaga | Why they got the GU? Just leave the dog head |
| 7 | Kansas | That's a good logo |
| 8 | Miami (FL) | Fun fact: Miami spelled backwards is Miami |
| 9 | Duke | I] |
| 10 | Baylor | Baelor |
| 11 | Texas A&M | Perfectly balanced as all things should be |
| 12 | Florida Atlantic | Floirda gulf of mexico |
| 13 | Creighton | IDK |
| 14 | Texas | Moved +1 since my last rankings (Qualitiest of losses) |
| 15 | Kentucky | United Kingdom? |
| 16 | BYU | "I'm sorry I wasn't familiar with your game" |
| 17 | San Diego State | New they were good/ That BYU loss was quality |
| 18 | Princeton | They got heart. Something you can't teach at your smuck ivy leagues |
| 19 | James Madison | They chilling |
| 20 | Villanova | Don't know yet if they good or not but they had some good wins |
| 21 | Colorado State | Don't know yet if they good or not but they had some good wins |
| 22 | Alabama | Their logo kinda looks like a giraffe |
| 23 | North Carolina | Fun fact: The C is a sideways U for UNC |
| 24 | TCU | Fun fact: The logo is actually the letters T C and U to spell out Texas Christian University |
| 25 | Mississippi State | In a mississippi state of mind |
Ya he's pimpin