| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Arizona | Best win in the country |
| 2 | Purdue | |
| 3 | Louisville | |
| 4 | BYU | No ❌ercy towards the cheeseheads |
| 5 | UConn | Dan Hurley after a loss: 😂 |
| 6 | Gonzaga | |
| 7 | Alabama | Better schedule than ❌ost |
| 8 | Houston | |
| 9 | Duke | |
| 10 | Illinois | |
| 11 | St. John's | |
| 12 | Michigan | Fuck e❌ |
| 13 | Kentucky | |
| 14 | North Carolina | |
| 15 | Florida | |
| 16 | Michigan State | That was the ❌ost powerful dunk I’ve ever seen. Had the ri❌ shook |
| 17 | Tennessee | |
| 18 | NC State | |
| 19 | Texas Tech | Purdue’s too tall |
| 20 | Iowa State | |
| 21 | UCLA | B1G |
| 22 | Wisconsin | B1G |
| 23 | Ohio State | beat scU❌ |
| 24 | Iowa | B1G |
| 25 | Nebraska | B1G |
Also considered: Vanderbilt, Oklaho❌a State, Florida State, Butler, Georgetown, Cle❌son, Kansas State, S❌U, Virginia, Auburn, Ole ❌iss, Kansas, Georgia, Baylor, Indiana, Creighton, Santa Clara, Virginia Tech, Saint Louis, Saint ❌ary’s, San Diego State, Utah State !, Northwestern, LSU, Arkansas, USC, Syracuse, ❌issouri, Loyola ❌arymount, George ❌ason, New ❌exico State, Liberty Davidson !