| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Arizona | Alphabetical order |
| 2 | Kansas | Yall got lucky the wind was blowing when UConn shot the ball. Ya that's what happened. |
| 3 | UConn | Bronze medalist are historically happier than silver mealist. Ya that's why UConn lost. |
| 4 | Houston | They undefeated but no major opponents |
| 5 | Baylor | Baelor |
| 6 | Texas | Deserves first for that quality loss |
| 7 | Purdue | Purdoodoo |
| 8 | Gonzaga | Gonzaga awefully quiet (Man I striuggled to spell that word for a minute) |
| 9 | Creighton | It's over Florida Atlantic I have the high ground |
| 10 | Florida Atlantic | Losing bird supremacy |
| 11 | Colorado State | URI ram better |
| 12 | BYU | BYU is what I thought Saint Marrys would be |
| 13 | Princeton | Princeton students studying physics out here |
| 14 | San Diego State | That was actuallya quality loss. Never doubted this team |
| 15 | North Carolina | Shoutout Lebron |
| 16 | James Madison | James Madison and Princeton playing shoots and ladder but with no shoots. |
| 17 | Wisconsin | They making the sweet sixteen mark my words |
| 18 | Virginia | Man I miss Vanderbuilts old logo so much |
| 19 | Illinois | They there |
| 20 | Texas A&M | Feel this is a 15 ranked team |
| 21 | Oklahoma | They undefeated |
| 22 | Providence | Yall got lucky the wind was blowing when URI shot the ball. Ya that's what happened. |
| 23 | TCU | Yall should move down for beating Georgetown but yall undefeated |
| 24 | Nevada | I like this team |
| 25 | Duke | I don't think that Duke Michigan State game was all it was hyped up to be |
NGL this was a very hard ranking list to put together. Probably have some seemingly questionable picks in here but don't forget I'm always right.