| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Auburn | Extremely impressive showing in Maui. Fully expect them to have 3 losses by Jan. 1 |
| 2 | Kansas | 1 of 2 teams in top 10 offensive and defensive rating. The other is the Auburn Tigers |
| 3 | Tennessee | 1 of 2 teams with a Net Rating over 30. The other is the Auburn Tigers |
| 4 | Iowa State | If they had won Maui, they would also probably be #1 |
| 5 | Marquette | +67 point differential on the week only playing 2 games (do not look at the opponents) |
| 6 | Kentucky | Would be an extremely good bit for Pope to just become a better coach and recruiter than Cal |
| 7 | Duke | Highest ranked team with 2 losses and both teams ranked ahead of them |
| 8 | Purdue | It still feels like 8 may be too high for this team but I don't think I can, in good conscience, rank them any lower |
| 9 | Oregon | Insanely good MTE win. Good to see Dana still reloading |
| 10 | Alabama | They're a putback dunk from probably being a top 5 team, but I can't rank them above the team that just beat them |
| 11 | Florida | Maybe the quietest top 11 team I've seen in my entire life. Kinda just dodging the chaos so far |
| 12 | Gonzaga | Completely forgot about the DeVries duo in Morgantown, so I do feel as though that loss will age better with time, but that should've been a relatively easy MTE banner |
| 13 | Cincinnati | Only team I ranked this week with multiple true road wins |
| 14 | Memphis | Not sure I would've ever picked this team as the runner up in Maui |
| 15 | Baylor | Do we think Scott Drew is still playing pickleball with Mark Few? |
| 16 | Wisconsin | Arizona win maybe losing some juice? |
| 17 | Illinois | Sometimes I wonder how you can beat a fellow D1 opponent by 58 points |
| 18 | Houston | Only team ranked with 3 losses but none of them are bad losses. I don't feel great about but I still think they are a top tier championship contender |
| 19 | Oklahoma | Shoutout Bad Boy Mowers |
| 20 | Pitt | Shoutout Kevin Stallings |
| 21 | Clemson | Shoutout Ian Schieffelin's hair. Great lettuce |
| 22 | Michigan | Shoutout Ryan Day |
| 23 | Texas A&M | You thought this would be another shoutout. Really weird loss to UCF to open, but wins against Ohio State, Creighton and Rutgers already warrant a spot on the back stretch of these rankings |
| 24 | Drake | Can't have people in the comments calling me a coward |
| 25 | St. John's | 1 point for Lou |
HM: Ohio State, Arkansas, UNC, Texas, UConn