| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Michigan | AND IT DOESN’T EVEN ❌ATTER BECAUSE OHIO STATE FINALLY OWNS THE❌ AGAIN |
| 2 | Arizona | |
| 3 | Purdue | |
| 4 | Louisville | |
| 5 | UConn | |
| 6 | BYU | |
| 7 | Gonzaga | Steamrolled everyone and everything until they got steamrolled |
| 8 | Alabama | |
| 9 | Michigan State | I kinda see the vision with Pat Fitzgerald, but I’m very skeptical |
| 10 | Duke | |
| 11 | Tennessee | Held their own |
| 12 | Iowa State | Players Era needs a better format, great performance and possibly robbed of hundreds of thousands |
| 13 | Illinois | |
| 14 | Kentucky | Their football fans are completely stupid. Nowhere near enough resources to compete in the SEC without a genuinely good coach like Stoops. They will quickly return to being 1-11/2-10 every year |
| 15 | Houston | They look exactly like I thought they would |
| 16 | St. John's | I agree with Rick Pitino about Dayton |
| 17 | North Carolina | |
| 18 | Vanderbilt | Ross Bjork better be starting to do his research… |
| 19 | Texas Tech | |
| 20 | Iowa | |
| 21 | Florida | |
| 22 | Nebraska | I don’t know how they’re doing it, but they’re doing it |
| 23 | Oklahoma State | |
| 24 | Kansas | |
| 25 | SMU | Jake Diebler sucks |
Also considered: SMU, Indiana, Auburn, USC, Butler, Clemson, Wisconsin, Baylor, Virginia, Georgia, Miami (FL), Seton Hall, Kansas State, California, LSU, Utah State, NC State, George Mason, Saint Louis, Santa Clara, Saint Mary’s, Arkansas, Colorado, Missouri, Ohio State, Georgetown, Florida State, Dayton, Northwestern, UC San Diego, Belmont, Buffalo, Miami (OH), New Mexico State, Cal Baptist, Tulsa, Northern Iowa, High Point, UNC Wilmington