| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | still hasn't won a game by even single digits. |
| 2 | Purdue | but reddit will put purdue at number one, since that went so well last time |
| 3 | Alabama | |
| 4 | Virginia | the acc runs through the commonwealth pt. 1 |
| 5 | Houston | |
| 6 | Texas | oh thank god I can stop pretending texas is winning the next ten natties because of a big home win over a powerfully mid gonzaga team |
| 7 | Tennessee | |
| 8 | UCLA | |
| 9 | Mississippi State | |
| 10 | Kansas | |
| 11 | Arkansas | |
| 12 | Gonzaga | |
| 13 | Wisconsin | start connor essegian |
| 14 | Maryland | terps? more like. more like. twerps. get it. twerps. twer |
| 15 | Indiana | the big ten is hell |
| 16 | Arizona | |
| 17 | Auburn | |
| 18 | Kentucky | |
| 19 | Duke | fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine |
| 20 | Ohio State | |
| 21 | Charleston | |
| 22 | Virginia Tech | the acc runs through the commonwealth pt. 2 |
| 23 | Baylor | |
| 24 | Illinois | |
| 25 | VMI | vmi gets socon team of the week again?? the keydets beat non-d1 carlow and rival radford and are suddenly on a winning streak, look out socon |
sorry, no proper explanations this week. exam season is a cruel mistress. also considered: sdsu, iowa state, new mexico, utah, unlv, utah state, west virginia, st mary's, marquette, iowa