| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Arizona | shockedeyesemoji.png |
| 2 | Houston | |
| 3 | Kansas | |
| 4 | UConn | |
| 5 | Purdue | Top 5 remains static. Purdue over Bama and UConn over UNC were great wins, but not enough to jump |
| 6 | Marquette | Successfully avenged Wisconsin by flattening Texas |
| 7 | Baylor | Did not play this week |
| 8 | Oklahoma | Huge jump. I had Porter Moser getting fired after this year, so a pleasant surprise for sure |
| 9 | Creighton | |
| 10 | North Carolina | Lost to UConn, but so many teams around them took worse losses that they wound up moving up anyways |
| 11 | Tennessee | Smorgasbord of teams being ranked based on head to head surrounding this team |
| 12 | Illinois | Anytime you have two 30 burgers in one game, you’re gonna have a good time |
| 13 | Florida Atlantic | |
| 14 | BYU | |
| 15 | Clemson | I swear every year Brownell selects a random 4 game stretch and goes “yes, now we will be elite” |
| 16 | James Madison | Ain’t played no one pawl, and won’t play no one pawl for a while |
| 17 | Gonzaga | |
| 18 | Kentucky | |
| 19 | Colorado State | Still in love |
| 20 | Ole Miss | |
| 21 | Virginia | |
| 22 | Northwestern | |
| 23 | Auburn | What they did to my team is best left unmentioned |
| 24 | Memphis | |
| 25 | Indiana State | YOU COWARDS |
Colorado #26. Top 7 remained unchanged from last week. Outside of that, it’s a grand ol’ shrug