| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kansas | 1 Jayhawk |
| 2 | Purdue | 2 Purdues |
| 3 | Arizona | 3 Arizonas |
| 4 | Houston | and a Houston in a par tree |
| 5 | UConn | 5 Huskies. Clingan being out hurts this team but relax big man and heal properly |
| 6 | Kentucky | 6 Kentuckys |
| 7 | Florida Atlantic | 7 Owls |
| 8 | North Carolina | And a north carolina in a par tree |
| 9 | Oklahoma | 9 Oklahomas |
| 10 | Tennessee | 10 Tenessees |
| 11 | Baylor | 11 Baylors |
| 12 | Creighton | and a Creighton in a par tree |
| 13 | Gonzaga | 13 bulldogs |
| 14 | Colorado State | 14 rams |
| 15 | BYU | 15 questions |
| 16 | Clemson | and a tiger in a par treet |
| 17 | Duke | 17 D's |
| 18 | Wisconsin | 18 W's |
| 19 | Virginia | 19 V's |
| 20 | Providence | and a nightmare mascot in a par tree |
| 21 | Memphis | 21 tigers |
| 22 | Villanova | 22 V's |
| 23 | Ole Miss | 23 Old Misses |
| 24 | Princeton | and a Tiger in a par tree |
| 25 | Auburn | 25 A's |
No time for funny comments today. It's Christmas Eve and tomorrows Christmas so sorry this is a very rushed ranking. Mostly going off of vibes. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays ya filthy animals.