| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Auburn | Do you know how good you have to be to be ranked #1 over an undefeated team in your own conference |
| 2 | Tennessee | Through no fault of their own, Auburn is just a wagon |
| 3 | Duke | They truly have the best win in the country, but really not any other signature wins |
| 4 | Iowa State | Otz has to start making stronger non-conference schedules |
| 5 | Florida | Officer, I just can't lose any less |
| 6 | Alabama | On paper, their nonconference schedule looks ridiculous, but some teams (UNC, Creighton, Purdue) may not be AS good as we thought |
| 7 | Marquette | Gotta love any time you can start 2-0 in the Big East, no matter who it is |
| 8 | Gonzaga | Maybe still a little too high? Beat UCLA and get through WCC with 1-2 losses and you're another top 3 seed |
| 9 | Kansas | Will be very interesting to see how long until that Creighton game goes from a Q1 to a Q2 loss |
| 10 | Oregon | Beating Texas A&M, San Diego State and Alabama in a 5 day stretch will continue to carry some weight |
| 11 | Kentucky | Guess they got scared of any flag planting against Ohio State |
| 12 | Houston | Have yet to play a true road game AND 0-3 in Q1 games |
| 13 | UConn | Just gotta play in the contiguous US |
| 14 | Texas A&M | Shoutout Khris Middleton |
| 15 | Oklahoma | 4 point play to win is so extremely baller |
| 16 | Baylor | Perfect week |
| 17 | Cincinnati | Even I don't know about this but they may be the best team in Ohio |
| 18 | Mississippi State | The Memphis game was the first time they were underdogs all year and they handled their business. They also beat Central Michigan by more than 8 (looking at you Marquette) |
| 19 | Pitt | Win @ Ohio State looks really good this week. Too bad Miss State beat them by 33 |
| 20 | Purdue | Time to slowly unlock and hover over the panic button? |
| 21 | Michigan State | Can Coen Carr do the NBA Dunk Contest this year? |
| 22 | Illinois | I had them way too high last week and I need to apologize. Good team, but still looking for a signature win and have a loss to Northwestern |
| 23 | UCLA | Need to see them be competitive against Gonzaga this Saturday |
| 24 | Michigan | Juwan Howard would've never let them foul a 3 point shooter (he may have struck a man instead but alas) |
| 25 | Drake | Ranked until they lose |
HM: St. John's, Ole Miss, Clemson, San Diego State, Wisconsin