| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kansas | Can bring sas |
| 2 | Purdue | I'm more of a subway person |
| 3 | Houston | For some of the worst public transportation I do hear Houston is actually making progress |
| 4 | Arizona | Two bad transative losses had to knock you down one |
| 5 | UConn | I'd have this team 4 but with Clingan out that's gonna be a problem |
| 6 | Marquette | Even the coach plays defense. Hard to beat a 6 on 5. |
| 7 | Kentucky | They're a seven uk |
| 8 | North Carolina | One of the best team colors in college basketaball can't lie |
| 9 | Oklahoma | Logo kinda looks like a fucked up Q |
| 10 | Tennessee | YOU'RE THE ONLY 10 I SEE (this is still unintentional) |
| 11 | Colorado State | I got a new bike. I gotta bike to this campus so I can blend in. |
| 12 | Florida Atlantic | Logo kinda underrated |
| 13 | Duke | Logo kinda underrated |
| 14 | BYU | Logo looks like a company logo |
| 15 | Clemson | Clementine son? |
| 16 | Baylor | Feel like this teams being overlooked |
| 17 | Providence | 17 is a bit high imo but they deserve it over the others |
| 18 | Wisconsin | 18 is a bit high imo but they deserve it over the others |
| 19 | Memphis | |
| 20 | Illinois | llllnols |
| 21 | Villanova | This team is like that Dayton team a bit back |
| 22 | Gonzaga | Feel like this teams being appropriately overlooked |
| 23 | Creighton | UConn gonna turn your arena upside down. Call it Flipping The Bird. |
| 24 | Ole Miss | Why do people think my generation doesn't know cursive? Obviously this is JMU. |
| 25 | San Diego State | 26) Princeton 27) JMU 28) Auburn |
Happy New Years! Remember if everyone drives drunk then no one drives drunk.