| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | UConn | Champions! |
| 2 | Purdue | New Jersey |
| 3 | Kansas | Kentucky |
| 4 | Marquette | Market |
| 5 | Houston | Dallas |
| 6 | Florida Atlantic | Final four |
| 7 | Michigan State | Green |
| 8 | Duke | Duke |
| 9 | Creighton | Bird |
| 10 | Gonzaga | Big west |
| 11 | Miami (FL) | Final four |
| 12 | San Diego State | Former big east rival |
| 13 | Arkansas | Roast |
| 14 | Tennessee | 10 |
| 15 | Texas A&M | Pm |
| 16 | Kentucky | Duke |
| 17 | Texas | Texas |
| 18 | Saint Mary's | An Joseph |
| 19 | Baylor | Baylor |
| 20 | Xavier | X |
| 21 | Alabama | Football |
| 22 | North Carolina | Indiana |
| 23 | USC | IC |
| 24 | UCLA | SHE JUST MOOOOOOVED TO LA!!!! GO TO |
| 25 | St. John's | Cocaine |
My rationale is that I’m just always right. Villanova could be higher later in the year but for now eh.