| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Houston | |
| 2 | Kentucky | |
| 3 | Gonzaga | |
| 4 | North Carolina | |
| 5 | Tennessee | Time for Rick Barnes to go 34-0 just to lose in the second round |
| 6 | Kansas | |
| 7 | Baylor | |
| 8 | Arkansas | |
| 9 | Arizona | |
| 10 | Virginia | Tony Bennett made a deal with the devil to give Kihei Clark unlimited eligibility |
| 11 | Duke | |
| 12 | UCLA | |
| 13 | Texas | This still feels too high for any Texas Longhorn athletics team. It is probably too high. |
| 14 | Indiana | |
| 15 | Villanova | |
| 16 | TCU | |
| 17 | Creighton | |
| 18 | Texas A&M | |
| 19 | Texas Tech | |
| 20 | Notre Dame | norte !!!!!! |
| 21 | IUPUI | what even is the name of this school now |
| 22 | Queens | will probably soon be the best D-1 team in Charlotte *sigh* |
| 23 | Chicago State | I still can't believe they are playing Gonzaga in March lmaooo |
| 24 | Houston Christian | Tired: Accidental Houston Baptist votes. Wired: Accidental Houston Christian votes. |
| 25 | Charlotte | Will Healy fired hype train yuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
norte? norte. norte!